Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Won't Somebody Please Think of the Robot Children!?

Peter Kirsanow has a complaint:
Fresh off her smash-hit performances on five different talk shows in which she adamantly blamed an obscure video for the attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi, CBS News reports that President Obama is likely to name U.N. ambassador Susan Rice to replace Hillary Clinton as secretary of state.

Not only is she credible and telegenic, but as CBS News notes, White House sources say the president feels he should be able to select any cabinet officials he wants “and they say that Rice has performed well on Iran and North Korea.”
Yes yes, Benghazi something something, and boy isn't Susan Rice awful for showing up in the halls of government with the same last name as the GREATEST SECRETARY OF STATE EVER!

Complaint/humour from the Bizarro World:
No word on whether whether that assessment reflects the progress of Iran’s nuclear program or its attack on our drone.


9 comments:

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

I would hug that robot. It's ridiculously cute.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

What about the Robot Chicken?

Huh?
~

Substance McGravitas said...

I would not hug the Robot Chicken.

Sad robot found here.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Which reminds me, we are starting FIRST season again.

So, ZOMBIES are thinking of the Robot Children, at least.

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

THOSE WOULD NOT BE ON REGRETSY!!

I may have to get one for me, er, I mean my son.

mikey said...

Imagine, the NERVE of these mud people to shoot at our drone!!!

After all, what could they possibly have against us or our airborne killer robots?

Know what? We should bomb the fuckers just for that...

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Those robots are okay, but I prefer the Sexy Robot.

M. Bouffant said...

We ever gonna have a man secretary of statin' again?

U.S. drone, Irani airspace, "attack?" No. Castle doctrine, bit-chezz!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

You goof, MB, Castle Doctrine is only applicable when used by white guys.