Monday, July 16, 2012

A Kliban Illiterate

Oops:
A Tacoma man has been charged with first-degree attempted theft and felony insurance fraud after he tried to collect a $20,000 insurance payment for a dead cat.

Trouble is, the cat never existed, contends the state Office of the Insurance Commissioner.
The lesson here is ALWAYS BUY AND KILL THE CAT.

6 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

1) Did they open the box?

2) There you go.
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bbkf said...

'that cat was like a son to me...' possibly the most amusing thing i've read today...

Sirius Lunacy said...

'that cat was like a son to me...'

And he's grown up just like me, my son is just like me... Cat in the Kettle

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME I HAVE $40,000 WORTH OF HAIR-PRODUCING UNITS WALKING AROUND MY HOUSE?!?!?!?!?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

....here, kitty kitty kitty.....

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

The fake dead cat was only worth so much because it was made out of mink fur.